One: Do not fall in Love.
Two: Do not sign up for military service ( there are negative connotations to the catchphrase " There Is No Life Like It!")
Three: Do not get married.
Four: Do not attempt to have sexual congress... she will enjoy it, as you will attempt to satisfy her all night but your "little soldier" will not snap to attention.
Five: Do not sign on with any ”pyramid” schemes.
Six: Never take your credit card out of your wallet.
Seven: Stay away from porn sites, no matter how "free" they say they are.
Eight: Do not broadcast yourself on YouTube.
Nine: Never, under any circumstances, respond to a "booty call" from a friend, no matter how tempting he/she is. ( That person's probably manic, too.)
Ten: Do not immediately react to negative feedback from your employer.
( The preceding comes from an exhaustive study I made of 10,000 bipolar mood disorder patients... Just kidding! No way in Hell could I sit still that long! And don't worry, I'm not manic right now... else this article would have 100 pages and probably would be unreadable. Believe me, I know! You should have seen some of the early copies in my eBook!)
