New Script Ready!

Hinkly Dinkly Reporting!

Today I’m on assignment in Tinseltown with this Earth-Shattering Headline…

HARRISON FORD EAGER TO START NEW INDIANA JONES FILM

Hollywood…Looks like Harrison Ford can finally take the fedora out of mothballs.
The 63-year-old Hollywood megastar told a German magazine on Wednesday that after rewrites too numerous to count, he and director Steven Spielberg are finally satisfied with the script for the forever-in-the-works fourth installment of the whip-wielding, tomb-raiding adventurer.

"Steven Spielberg and I now have a script in hand that we both like. I believe that we can start with the filming soon," Ford was quoted as saying in an interview with Fit for Fun, a German lifestyle and entertainment magazine.

This reporter must ask the obvious question…
Why is he telling the Germans all of this? Do they tell us when they are going to invade Poland?

Yes, I am a reporter, but occasionally I dabble in creativity and since I am here I think I’ll drop by the studio and offer my title suggestion for the new blockbuster….
INDIANA JONES in RAIDERS OF THE LOST FOUNTAIN…
(Of youth).

I saw the script, it’s quite entertaining. In a bar fight a big burly guy strikes him in the jaw with a powerful fist, but he subdues him with his cane…then remarks, as he holds his jaw, “Good thing I left my teeth at home!”
In yet another action scene Indy lashes a tree with his whip and swings across a puddle as his medication falls from his pocket and he ends up not only lost in the jungle but wondering why he is there?

This looks like a good one!

Hinkly Out!
By George