LONDON - There are strong scientific reasons for British scientists to continue research using monkeys in "carefully selected research problems," especially when it is the only way to save human lives, a committee of experts said Tuesday.
It should be noted the report failed to mention if these were monkey experts?
"There is a strong scientific case for maintaining work on non-human primates for carefully selected research problems...at least for the foreseeable future," the Weatherall Report said.
During a recent Parliamentary recess this reporter was able to question Lord Barrington Cromwell, of the House of Commons, seated on a teeter-totter…
“We can learn many things from monkeys. As you know monkeys were the first humans in space. It is generally conceived around The Kingdom that if we had sent monkeys to The Colonies instead of pilgrims and peasants things would have turned out quite differently.”
A naïve councilman and a down-on-her-luck single mom try to save their county’s last stand of forest from greedy developers and a dysfunctional government.
