Hinkly Dinkly Reporting
With slightly irregular news

LAS VEGAS, Nevada (AP) -- This is a boomtown, but it is also scattered with signs of bust -- namely, homeless people. And the city is taking a hard line against them.

With mixed success in the courts and on the streets, Las Vegas has tried sweeping away their encampments, closing a park where they hang out, making it a crime to feed them, EVEN PASSING A BAN ON SLEEPING WITHIN 500 FEET OF FECES.

Whoa! Hold the Wagons Right There!

Now let me get this straight…In Las Vegas it’s now against the law to sleep within 500 feet of a pile of shit?

My dog shits closer than that to our house!

You really sort of have to wonder why they need a law like that?

I can see the scene at the State Pen…”What are you in for?” “Murder!”
“What are you in for?” “Robbery!” “What are you in for?” “I slept too close to a pile of shit!”

EVERYBODY slowly backs away from that guy!

It’s crazy! I was laughing as I wrote that line…I slept to close to a pile of shit!
Pretend you’re the guy in prison and try to say it yourself without laughing…it’s funny!

What is the world coming to?

Hinkly Out!
By George

Pardon my French but it just didn’t sound as good gussied-up.