GEICO Cavemen charged with impersonation.

Cavemen
A class action civil lawsuit has been filed with the Federal Civil State Circuit Court of Appeals of Felonious Assaults and Misdemeanors, Third Judicial District, Section Four, City County Building, 4100 Main Street, P.O. Box 8100, Intercourse, Pennsylvania, Seeking damages in the amount of (fill in blank) Six Billion Dollars or more, whichever is greater, for extreme and irrevocable hardship and distress of various natures thrust upon peaceful and law abiding citizens of the neighborhood, community, society, county, state, and nation, otherwise referred to as America.

The lawsuit has been filed in a legal and timely manner against GEICO Incorporated and all of its subsidiaries including, but not limited to, GEICO Auto Insurance, GEICO Advertising, The GEICO Gecko, and the GEICO actors who impersonate cavemen, and their agents.

The suit has been filed by a viable group of businessmen who claim to be direct descendants of actual cavemen.

The litigants state that the shameful imposters do not represent cavemen in a dignified and complementary manner and give false and demeaning views of what cavemen really exemplify.

Claimants charge the GEICO Cavemen project a completely false and misleading impression of their beloved ancestors in the form of a cruel hoax portrayed through various forms of media involvement that have caused them to endure severe mental cruelty and other factors including, but not limited to, public ridicule, mockery, and taunts by their respective communities in general including business associates, people on the street, people hanging out of windows, and in-laws.

The suit seeks damages in the above specified dollar amounts along with a hefty percentage from revenues generated from any future ads or movie offers.

A copy of the suit was delivered to the defendant cavemen who immediately countered with a Fit of Habeas Corpus that caught the constable completely by surprise leaving him dazed, confused and disoriented.