HAPPY NEW YEAR TO EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU!

Hinkly Dinkly Reporting
With Sporting News

To all you wonderful women out there who hate sports I'm sorry but there really isn't much to write about this year...yet.

My headline for today...

IS HAWAII QUARTERBACK A SCHIZOPHRENIC?

Georgia thinks it should be in the big game for number one, but who the heck cares? Let face it Bulldogs, you lost two games this year so you're not as good as you think.

I will say this – you beat the last remaining undefeated team by overpowering Hawaii – so that deserves some credit, but not much, you still have those two loses. Sure the others have lost too, so really none of ya are very good in my book. In college you have to go undefeated to have credence. Any loss is like a big zit on the end of a teenagers nose.

The big question of your game with the Rainbow Warriors is, does Colt Brennan have multiple personalities? The fiery quarterback with the pistol name who throws more like a Winchester, (not the one from Korea), was held to the lowest stats this year. In reading the results moments ago, this reporter found an interesting entry which I've cut and pasted below:


After getting slammed to the Superdome turf one last time by Geno Atkins, Brennan staggered to the sideline, his night mercifully done. The junior had the worst showing of his career in a game played to the finish, going 22-of-38 for just 169 yards, less than half of his 348-yard average this season.
"This is not how I wanted my career to end," the senior said.

EARTH TO SPORTS WRITERS! Do you read your own work? First he's a junior, then he's a senior? Was he promoted at half-time? I must have missed that.
WAKE UP EDITORS! Someone has to read this stuff. It's guys like you who give idiots a bad name!
Hinkly Out!
By George