WASHINGTON (Reuters) - A NASA probe that shot past Mercury this month detected a puzzling geological feature that scientists on Wednesday labeled "The Spider."
The Bush Administration, obviously responding to claims they have been slow to act on important issues, immediately sprang into action and called for exterminators, “Before the matter gets out of hand...We’ll nip it in the bud!”
The President himself quickly sharpened his pencil and introduced a new bill that would require future presidents to make reconnoitering missions to Mars for first hand intel, etc.
“Regardless of whether the next president is a woman or a blackman they will be required to fly to Mars, as I did, (Ah, strike that last part.)”
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Stories Worth Wiping Your A** With
Whether you're making a deposit at the stank bank, dropping a return at the squat shop, or conducting a brown business meeting, these perfectly timed tales provide the literary fragrance your privacy deserves. F
