Part two of the action packed space thriller!

Hey George! Wake up Boy –

Uh, Who is this? How'd you get my number?

This is YOUR president - I got an update for ya on that Mars avalanche.

Oh, Uh...let me get a pencil...ok go ahead.

Good news! We've been monitoring the site and there are no signs of life.

You say that's GOOD news?

Of course! A lack of life signs indicates there was nobody trapped under the avalanche as we previously feared. However we are going to bring a roving prob to rove over and prob the area, just in case. All of our Mars rovers are down for routine maintenance but they tell me we have a lunar prob capable of doing the job, but they also tell me it's on the Moon for some unknown reason? As you probably know I majored in geography and I looked in my fifth grade notes and sure enough, just as I remembered, The Moon is closer at night, so as soon as it gets dark we're going to beam the lunar probe over to Mars and hopefully find some survivors?

I thought you said there are no signs of life?

Earth to George! We're talking about tons of snow. There's no telling what's buried under it. Maybe the survivors are in a coma making their life signs hard to detect?

A coma?

Sure! Happens all the time. That would be great for me, I want to try something out.

What's that?

The other day I did a Vulcan Mind Meld on myself. It's was Great! And easy too, just put a couple fingers on your forehead and your thumb on your neck, just like Spock does.

It was Unbelievable! I could actually see everything I was thinking. I can't wait to try it on someone else, but, ah, (what's my wife's name again? I'm getting a mental bloke, ah doesn't matter), my wife won't let me do it to her, or as she put it “Anyone else on the planet.”

What she doesn't know is The Vulcan Mind Meld is an Interplanetary Universal Galactical mind melding technique that works on anybody in the universe with a head and a neck. A Martian in a coma would be perfect.

Am I dreaming?
By George