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HAPPY EASTER

Words of Swigmon Fwad
Early childhood brain development is very important and complex yet may cause confusion if done in an inextricable manner.
For those of you who need to look that word up, let me know what it means when you find out. I just thought it looked good.
The jubilation and exaltation of our parents, grand parents, great grand parents, and anyone else who isn’t dead, over minor accomplishments can give us false senses of Super Being status.
This Easter season reminds me that as a child I was a master Easter Egg finder. I found eggs everywhere. No egg was left behind. If it had a shell, I found it. Often I returned with more eggs than were hidden, which led my mother and father to believe I had a chicken hidden somewhere. I assured them that was not the case but they usually set off on a bigger search than for the eggs.
In all the realm of my childhood universe I was the supreme egg finder. A skill I found to be utterly useless in my later years.
HAPPY EASTER
Swigmon Out
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Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on March 26, 2016
Thanks for the laughs. Unlike you, I never participated in an Easter egg hunt. So although I received the unwanted and socially undesirable moniker, "brain," I somehow escaped being called an "egghead," in spite of my head's shape. So, as a result of your great childhood accomplishment I hereby christen you, "Egg Head Hunter." Better late than never.

Ron

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