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Future news is speculation and I do not speculate so what am I to do? I guess if I speculated I would know the answer.
Once, while in a People Place, a friend of mine commented on a nearby girl, “She is Drop Dead Gorgeous!”
She Dropped Dead!
Just like that! Right there on the spot.
She was also gorgeous but that seemed unimportant at the moment.
We asked how he knew, and he shrugged his shoulders saying it must have been a fluke? We concurred. However, just to be safe, we had him delete the phrase from his memory.
Moments like that, although rare, are seldom seen, except when they are.
Once an employment person asked if I had any future desires? I quickly retorted that his effort to trick me with a trick question was a trap I recognized, and that all desires are future.
I often wonder about that job?
We deal daily with three realities of time, past, present, and future.
Only the past can be reported accurately and a lot of that is haphazard. As previously stated the future is speculation, but still may be reported under the guise of prophet sharing.
Completely impossible to report is the present. Present is merely an instant, the twinkling of an eye. In a flash all things present are past. The past is ever growing as future becomes less.
Someday the future will be the past, and that is when I will report it.
Hinkly Out,
Bye George

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