Is everybody dumb around here or is it just this idiot computer?

Professor Penwose Ventilates

Good Evening,
Is everybody dumb around here or is it just this idiot computer?
It keeps asking if I want to Start Up with Face Recognition, which I have always declined since people have told me I’m sometimes two-faced and I don’t want that little detail to hinder my Dry Surfing.
And, what if someone who looks like me burgles my house and wants to play games or watch videos? Or what if he has a picture of me? I mean my face is plastered all over town.
Well, it seems the other day while dusting I inadvertently brushed against the wrong key and triggered the infamous face recognition recognizer curriculum activator. A horrible little window popped up on the screen “looking for me,” not unlike the alien creature from War of the Worlds.
Fortunately I prepared for such things and have an exorbitant amount of Heavy Duty, Waterproof, Fireproof, and most importantly…Kid Proof, Double Duck Tape over the lens.
Just to be safe I sprung like a cat and pulled the plug.
I waited for two Earth hours and started up again. The little alien thing was still looking for me.
A screen popped up saying “Face Recognition Can Not
Find You.”
“DUH!”
I hid down below my desk and peeped up to see the Duck Tape was still working. I was afraid “They” had some type of anti-tape device.
Then I saw it. The most stupidest thing I ever saw!
There was another little sign saying…
“If Face Recognition Can Not Find Your Face You May Start Manually.”

WHAT GOOD IS IT?

Penwose Out,
Bye George