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I told them I have no alibi and I can prove it.

9 JUL 2018
Doctor Swigmon Fwad, Kiwi

Begin again…

Its Monday and although I dislike starting the week off on a heavy note I’m afraid I must.

Be it known to all concerned, and those who/whom couldn’t care less. Sadly, due to factors beyond my control I will be temporarily shutting down my Therapy and Hypnotical Suggestions Hot Line. Telephone hypnosis is new and exciting and beneficial and I will do everything within my suggestive powers to get the lines up and running again at only a slight additional cost.

The local magistrate just served me with papers and I must appear before The Inferior Court to answer a class action lawsuit brought against me by, “A swarming mob.”

The suit states that on subsequent Sundays, as the church bell tolls in our little hamlet, literally the entire population starts strutting about, with their hands under their armpits, and clucking like a chicken.

Their hacks searched telephone records and found I to be the common denominator. I told them I have no alibi and I can prove it.

The loss of my Therapy and Hypnotical Suggestions Hot Line is a severe blow to my fragile psyche as I was able to help many patients out of office without actually going to their pitiful homes. It also gave me the means to record their conversations without their knowledge for later use to amuse my colleagues and at comedy shops.

The good news is I’m working on ways and means to send similar hypnotic suggestions through Facebook and emails.
Click to cluck!

In my defense I must say that even psycho analysts need to have some fun.

Swigmon Out,
Bye George
NoPo8

Web Site: Encephalon Epitaph


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Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on July 10, 2018
All I can say is, when going to the magistrate's court, wear your best law suit.

Bye, George,

Ron

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