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We have a mere 100 million years to do something.

Professor Penwose, Kiwi

We have to get off this planet!
Maybe not, if we do something.

First of all let me say I am not a scientist, astronomer, or ventriloquist, I merely teach reading and writing at the university to athletes and others who haven’t a clue. It is always gratifying to see future famous stars of physical sports write their names for the first time with only minimal help.

It seems global warming has gone Universal or at the very least, Galactic.

Consider this recent headline
SATURN'S RINGS ARE DISAPPEARING, NASA WARNS
NASA, Earth… Saturn’s famous rings are vanishing, so enjoy them while they last. the rings– which are made mostly of ice are melting
and raining down on the planet’s surface as “ring rain,” and will be completely gone in less than 100 million years.

100 million years…that’s like tomorrow in space years.

We cannot allow that to happen. The stability of the planets depends on Saturn having rings. If Saturn has no rings, Saturn will not be Saturn. Its rings balance and control its equilibrium like a pendulum. If they are gone Saturn could drift from its orbit and hit other planets causing a pinball effect that would in essence tilt the solar system.

We cannot wait. We must stop Ring Rain. We have a mere 100 million years to do something.
Our children’s children’s children millions of years in the future are depending on us to do something. I suggest we do something. Think of something we can do?

Penwose Out,
By George
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Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on December 22, 2018
A very astute observation. Almost as worrisome as the Universe reversing course and deciding to go back into that Big Bang backwards. Oh, the humanity!

I would suggest that we create rings around the Earth that would counteract that dastardly raining in Saturn. Come to think of it, we are… Space debris. If we look closely with high powered telescopes, we can see rings of garbage neatly forming around the Earth into rings reminiscent of Saturn's. Isn't that just dandy!

Bye, George,

Ron

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