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Can They do that?

Professor Penwose, Kiwi

Try not to be alarmed.

I just got a message from THEM, aka They, does anybody know who They are?
They said that next year the part of Me will no longer be played by Me.

How can I not play Me? I am Me! Nobody can play me but Me. I know everything about Me,
My likes, my dislikes, my quirks, my habits,…everything.
Nobody but me knows my secret desires. I’m not even sure I know them?
If I was not Me who would I be?

They said sometime within the coming year the part of Me will be played by someone yet to be named.

Can they do that?

If they can do that to Me, they can do that to anybody.
You may be next!

What if we meet on the street? How will you know if it is Me?
We must have a code word…Rosebud.
When we meet one of us must say Rosebud.
Better if its you, I’ll probably forget it.

Penwose Out,
By George
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Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on January 1, 2019
If someone is playing your part, I'll just part with you and play a part that matches the part your replacement is playing. Parting is such sweet sorrow…

Bye, George,

Ron

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