Why is it so boring?

Professor Ambrose Penwose, Kiwi

HAPPY NEW YEAR

It doesn’t seem like 2019…
Everything is the same as last year.
It doesn’t seem like Tuesday…everything is the same as yesterday, and the day before that, etc.
Nothing has changed.

This doesn’t seem like Earth…although all signs say it is, yet if they are wrong and it is not Earth that would explain why it doesn’t seem like 2019.
I think that’s probably it.
I wonder what year it is on this planet? I hope I’m not older?
Maybe The Steelers will win here?

I just checked my miniature planetarium solar system module, this is Earth. Too bad Steelers.

Why is it so boring?
Nothing’s happening. The door’s not knocking, the phone’s not ringing, the car’s not running, rockets are not bursting, the streets are bare except for people with bags walking behind their dogs.
Yeah, this is Earth.
No wonder nobody visits anymore.

I just checked the TV lineup. All network broadcasts are reruns from last year. Why go to 2019 if they’re going to run 2018 shows?
Isn’t 2018 dead and gone?

Is that all there is for 2019?
Something needs to change, I can’t handle this.
Maybe we should build a wall?

I’m going back to bed.

Penwose Out,
By George
Rosebud
NoPo8