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MAN CAUGHT STEALING LOAF OF BREAD

Walmart employee catches alleged perpetrator shoplifting a loaf of bread, calls him an idiot, and knocks his cell phone to the ground so he cannot call for help.

OMG! It’s Les Misérables all over again!
I’m experiencing Déjà vu. I must get the movie rights.
Jean Valjean, wait! I need an interview.

A Walmart employee, who looks remarkably like no one I’ve ever seen before, allegedly confronted an unknown suspect, (FBI file-UnSub) stealing a loaf of bread.

She called him an idiot saying, “Don’t you realize you can be persecuted your entire life for stealing a loaf of bread that is already two days old?”

The entire event was recorded by a bystander standing by…

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Reviewed by Ronald Hull

Reviewed on January 9, 2019

Why not let the man have all that carbohydrate bleached flour artery clogging food. That way he'll die quickly and leave the hungry masses from the government shutdown calling out for free bread when they could be eating cake.

Video no longer sensational enough to be viewed godzillion times.

Bye, George,

Ron

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