The future looks bright for ALL THE GUYS…

BIG BANG

Are there any BIG BANG THEORY voyeurs in the audience? I imagine you are sad to here this is their final year.
Do you think they will finally fix the elevator?
That is actually a not so unique final episode scenario. I’m sure just about everyone has thought of it.
There are many ways to do it that are less not so unique. Take my way for instance…
As you know I tend to lean toward the bizarre in my sitcoms. Here is how I would handle it…

The future looks bright for ALL THE GUYS…
Howard is asked to go back into space as a team leader…
Raj gets a job at The Home For Unwed Nymphomaniacs…
Leonard grows a foot, (higher, not a third one,)
And Sheldon is to be knighted by The Queen, after proving The Big Bang is not a theory.

They all walk into the hallway babbling about their lives.
Leonard sees there is no tape on the elevator, “Look, they fixed the elevator!”
Raj, “Let’s take it!”
Howard, “Do you think it’s safe?”
Sheldon, “Probably not, we didn’t fix it, but then again that’s probably a good reason to take it.”

They push the button…The doors open…They step in together not paying attention…and fall screaming!

Epilog
Penny and Stewart stand in hallway by elevator…
Penny, “It’s a bit ironic.”
Stewart, “What do you mean?”
Penny, “All those years they traipsed up and down those stairs only to fall to their deaths the first time they tried to use the elevator.”
Stewart, “I suppose that is ironic.”
Penny, “Yeah, It all ended with a Big Bang.”

That’s the way I’d do it!

By George
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