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Starting Monday off right!

May the Saints be praised, (The real Saints not the ones from Norlans,) the world is not as nasty as first conceived. I just received this email message and all the evil that persisted suddenly vanished and the world is a brighter, warmer, friendlier place and we will live in tranquility as though all politicians are dead.

CONGRATS! YOU’VE BEEN SELECTED FOR $50 STARBUCKS REWARD
Or a cup of coffee, whichever is greater?
I added that line, without even checking their current prices.

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Oh Wait, this is just for Me!
Nevermind!

You are free to come along and enviously watch me sip. I will try not to gloat but I must confess I will probably be feeling not unlike Sheldon from another dimension.
Let the good times roll!

Penwose Out,
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