TOILET PAPER MANIFESTO,

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Doctor Swigmon Fwad states in his TOILET PAPER MANIFESTO,
Much can be learned of a persons mental balance, or imbalance, simply by going to their home and using “the facilities,” before nature dictates.
If the mirrors have been removed or shattered a deep dark demented demonology is indicated and quick departure is highly advocated.
However, lesser indications such as scratches or bitemarks and blood on the walls or even bullet holes may also suggest exiting stage left.
A milder implication and diagnosis of instability can be seen in a quick glance at the toilet paper roll.
Obviously if it is torn to pieces or scattered about as if in a fit of rage along with the seat being up and off its hinges with the toilet unflushed, we do not see it as a good thing. Use of the window is at your discretion.
Yet if everything in the room is normal, an implication of stability can be deduced by the toilet paper roll itself. Is it over or under?
If it is over, a positive emotional faculty is presumed and the proprietor probably proud and prudent.
On the other hand, an under instillation indicates a timid individual with low self esteem and mother issues.
Then again there is always the possibility they really don’t give a damn and put the roll on any way they feel like.
These are all mental issues…or not.

Hinkly Dinkly revealed a recent headline…
124-YEAR-OLD PATENT SOLVES THE 'OVER VERSUS UNDER' TOILET PAPER ROLL DEBATE.
The idea for perforated toilet paper was originally patented by Wheeler's Albany Perforated Wrapping Paper Company in 1871 and then re-patented again in a roll-form in 1891, as a way of preventing it from wrapping around everything. The accompanying photo accompanied the original patent, showing the proper way the roll should go.


I concur!

Penwose Out,
By George
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