Hinkly Dinkly on Sports

Hinkly Dinkly on Sports

There is nothing sadder for a man in a manly world, than to wake up on a Sunday morning, look at the TV schedule, and see no football. It just ain’t manly.

Hockey is ok, but not something I’d go out of my way for. If I’m there and a games is on, I’ll watch it, but I have to have the sound turned up so when the home teams scores that big fog horn will wake me.

I’m not in the right state of mind for golf. If the day ever comes when all I can do is blink my eyes, I may be comatose enough to watch it…if they aim me in the right direction?

Basketball…now there’s an interesting sport. You can chop up the film, cut and past the pieces in various other places, and no one would know the difference.

These “other sports” may be better than nothing, but none are better than football.

So where is the new league? The AAF was supposed to be carried on CBS? That would have been perfect. Ten more weeks of football similar to the NFL. Most of us would watch it if we could, but we can’t.
It’s on The NFL Network.
Nobody with half a brain pays for the NFL Network!
If it ain’t free, it ain’t for me!
That’s where teams go for oblivion.
They are playing even as I speak, and you read. I hope they have big crowds other than their mothers and her friends, because nobody is watching them in TV land.

It’s raining so I can’t even cut the grass. I mean like how many times can you take out the garbage?

I’m bored.

Hinkly Out,
By George
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