My Xwife's roommate.

Professor Ambrose Penwose, Kiwi

Good Evening,

Goldilocks is my Xwife’s cell…er roommate. She cannot get over The Bear Incident. She keeps saying her bed is too hard or too soft, and her porridge is too hot or too cold. She also says the walls are too soft, but they’re all like that.
She lies awake all night complaining she can’t fall asleep.
Gwendolyn, (My X) told her, “Why don’t you go visit Bo Peep and count sheep?”
She tried that but says the sheep won’t listen to her, and she keeps losing count.
She was doing fine until she saw herself in a Children’s Picture Book and it all came back to her. Apparently The Bears were dreadful. They took her to court and charged her with Breaking and Entering, Destruction of Private Property, and Food Gobbling.
She pleaded Innocent by Reason of Insanity and they put her in with my crazy X. I’m sure that will remove any doubts.
They walk around the halls together tipped to one side, telling anyone who will listen, “We’re Unbalanced!”
It smells like they’re living in a shoe.
Superman is just down the hall and he keeps trying to fly out of there. He said he’d take Goldi with him but she said his muscles are too hard, or too soft when he’s Clark.
All the coo-coos are in the nest.

Penwose Out,
By George
NoPo8