Socks can ruin your day.

Professor Ambrose Penwose, Kiwi

Getting out of bed on the wrong side is a well known prerequisite to a bad day. I’ve never done it myself, so my bad days are of a different nature. Its really a thing that is easily recognized and rectified, unless you are still half asleep, as your world seems a little “different,” or weirder than normal? I had several close calls actually, where I had to go back to bed and get up again on the right side. As I said my bad days come from other directions, so I really don’t know if I made the switch in time or not? If the days were good, I would know the switch was timely, but that was not the case.

Socks, are a less known purveyor of plight. Put them on the wrong feet and you will suffer for it. You will have a bad day much like getting out of bed wrong. I also have never done this because I mark my socks left and right. However if I sit on a chair facing the other direction the reverse is just the opposite, so I must be perceptive.
Socks can ruin your day if not put on properly.

Putting your underwear on backwards is the worst thing you can do and easy if you’re in a hurry. I’ve done this myself several times and I must say they were not good days.
Women can do it without knowing and never realize what they’ve done.
Men on the otherhand can have catastrophic results particularly if they are frequenting public places with no changing facilities.
Briefs are usually no problem, but boxers need to be inspected before installed. The hole MUST go in the front.
Have you ever seen a fellow with his underwear on backwards? They are pathetic!

In all of the cases a little Paying Attention will keep you from having bad days for those reasons. Sadly other factors enter in for good and bad. I hope you all are having good days.

Penwose Out,
By George
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