Garfield found in France?

Professor Penwose, Kiwi

Hello Friends…I’m Dead!

April Fool!

Had you going there didn’t I. How many of you believed it?
How many of you wish it were true ?

This is a Special News Report passed-on to me by Hinkly Dinkly because of my high degree of intelligence and ability to grasp onto the obvious, which is not always obvious, and make educated guesses.

Today’s Headline
GARFIELD TELEPHONES KEEP WASHING ASHORE IN FRANCE.

France, Earth…For more than 30 years, pieces of Garfield telephones kept washing ashore on the beaches of northwestern France, and no one quite knew why.

Well, obviously someone dropped them overboard.
See my grasp of the obvious.

The mystery would puzzle the locals for years. His plastic body parts, kept returning no matter how many times beach cleaners recovered them, and threw them back into the water.

Sometimes they would find only his lazy bulging eyes, or just his smug face, or his entire fat-cat body. it was clear that the pieces came from the once-popular Garfield telephones.

That’s the clue I was looking for!
Obviously the telephone parts had something to do with D-Day. The allies floated around for days before invading France. They must have dropped the phones overboard after bickering over when to attack. In this case the obvious was obviously obvious.

Historians studying the era say that this could not have been the case because it was well known, (although Top Secret,) that General Eisenhower, who led the forces, preferred a Donald Duck phone.

They went on to say that no Donald Duck phones were ever found.
Once again the obvious presented itself to me, and they all became silent when I stated that Ducks swim better than Cats.

I also revealed there is a World WarII Donald Duck telephone in the Smithtonian Museum.

April Fool!

Penwose Out,
By George
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