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This is starting to Freak Me Out!

A check of today’s TV lineup would indicate the network powers that be tend to see this day as one having no need to broadcast enjoyable entertainment. Any with as little as decent programs would have a dominating ranking of viewer viewing, yet none has stepped up leaving us with a good day for doodling. Fortunately I have movies!

GADZOOKS! The FedEx guy just dropped off a package. I knew he was in the area because I saw him behind me as I returned from shopping, but knew he had other homes ahead of mine. I waited here before doing my walk so porch pirates could not strike. Now I am free to saunter. Find something to entertain yourself while I’m gone. Don’t even about the TV.

I’m Back!

I’m having a time of it? Lately I seem to be more of Penwose and less of George. I don’t know if I’m progressing or digressing. One would go one way while the reverse is just the opposite. It appears harder to differentiate? This is like a Vulcan Mind Meld of myself.

This would seem like a thing for Swigmon Fwad, but I know if I told him he would wonder why I wasn’t acting more like him?

Take this morning for instance. Today is bagel/shopping day. Those who/whom read me regularityly know that the bagel side of it is not without trepidation and perturbation. It would be nice to find another bagel place.

I Googled the area and a map came up showing other bagel places.
“Just what I ordered!,” I thought. Without realizing it my hand pointed to Einstein’s Bagels…
“There it is! That’s our spot! It’s practically named for me!” said Penwose.
“I don’t know how you figure that, Penwose? Besides your name isn’t Albert, Ambrose.”
“A minor technicality! That place has Me written all over it!…We should go there.”
We went there.

It was OK…The bagels were more expensive and smaller, but I seem to be concerned with status?
OMG! I hope we don’t start going to Starbucks?
Einstein’s is probably our new bagel place.

See, I said our instead of My.

This is starting to freak me out.

Penwose Out,
By George
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Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on May 24, 2019
I hope you or we figure it out. You can leave me out. Haven't had a bagel for a long time and don't desire one now. But I can see where a place named Einstein's Bagels would give you relativity along with your bagel. And that might be Penwise.

Bye, George,

Ron

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