You’ve all seen impressionists right? The guys who pretend to be someone else. Rich Little and Frank Gorshin to name a few. They are good, really good, but not perfect.
I am perfect!
It’s hard to be humble. I try but when you’re this good it just comes out.
As I said Rich and Frank and all the rest are close…but no cigar.
I’m smoking Cubans.
Every impression I do looks and sounds EXACTLY like the person impressed. And, I don’t do just one or two, I do many many.
OK, you twisted my arm. Here are few samples…
Train Conductor…”Tickets please!”
Cowboy…”Nice horse!”
Fireman…:Where’s the fire?”
Baker…”Take a number!”
Judge…”Guilty!”
Defendant…”Oh Yeah, prove it!”
Bank Robber…”Give me the money!”
IRS Agent……”Give me the money!”
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Bye, George,
Ron