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If you could switch minds?

Professor Ambrose Penwose, Kiwi

If you could “switch minds” with anybody on Earth, who would you choose?
I know the obvious choice, but please don’t pick Moi, I have enough problems already.

Hinkly Dinkly asked me to comment on a few sports items.

The Antonio Brown situation is a simple cure. Somebody needs to go into the locker room and smash the old helmet. The jury is still out on whether his head should be in it?

I hear Rocky Bleier went back to Vietnam. Rocky Bleier is AN ASS!
We waited all night outside of Three Rivers Stadium, in the cold, for tickets to the Super Bowl in Miami. He drove up in a limo and walked through us like we weren't even there. He didn't even turn his head or say "hello."
BIG SHOT! By George

I usually do not do politics, but this is more laughable than political. Here’s the headline…
John Delaney draws 11 people to 2020 event – does he truly think he can win?
Of course he can win! Anybody can win! They’re all a bunch of losers but somebody has to win. Think positive!
I cannot say that with a straight face. I can get more than 11 people and I don’t even know anybody.
He learned a lot from that event. Next time he’s renting a garage…and a dozen happy meals.

I’m thinking of buying Greenland. Do you think that’s dumb?

The only good thing about Science is when you use it to get out of math…and vise versa.

Time is only good until it runs out.

Perfect example, it just happened!

Penwose Out,
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