List of the easy questions

The new entrance exam for The University has just come out, however we are not sure which year it will be instituted, as the one presently used has been keeping our enrollment low quite well.

I found a used copy on the faculty little boy’s room floor and have included a few of the easier questions so that you may study in the event they should come out and you should come upon them.
Feel free to do anything.

What would you be doing if you were doing something else?
Where would you be doing it?
Would you be in different clothes?
Would the time be getting longer or shorter?
If you received a package in the mail what would you want to be in it? If it were a bomb would you open it?
If not, (You opening it, not a bomb, although it may still be a bomb,) who would you divert it to?
Do you believe in the spectrum?
If the world were coming to an end, what would you want the last color to be?
Which would you want to go first?
Do you think it will be raining?
Off the top of your head, what holds it on, (other than glue?)
If tomorrow never comes, when will it get here?
Will that change what you did yesterday?
If you saw a movie of the future, and you were not in it, would you assume you were dead?
Are you a winner or a loser? (If a winner, why are you reading this?)
If a psychopathic homicidal maniac kidnapped you, who would you like it to be?
If a dog walked north for ten passes, and turned around and walked south for ten passes…what would he be thinking?
Would it not be quicker for him to just stay there?
Do you agree with The Marquess of Queensberry Rules?
Do you ever hold your hands that way on the trolley?
Do you agree with these ten questions?
Should you have quit sooner?


If you answer every question True or false you have a 50 percent chance of being 100 percent wrong.
We grade on a curve but we think you may be way over it?

Feel free to refrain from asking me stuff.

Penwose Out,
By George
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