Someone burnt down my he shed

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Someone burnt down my He Shed.

Sheryl sighed that someone burnt down my He Shed, just like someone burnt down her She Shed.

I was beside myself till I looked over and saw there was nobody there.

She said she was in her She Shed when someone burnt it down. I told her I was not in my He Shed when someone burnt it down, but if I was I would have been.

She asked if I burnt down my He Shed figuring I may have also burnt down her She Shed?

I said no.

She was expecting a longer answer but I wasn’t getting into all of that.
She kept badgering me for more and I told her if she didn’t stop badgering me for more about her stupid She Shed I would rebuild my He Shed and make it bigger than her New She Shed so she couldn’t see the sea.

She said we’ll see?

Then I said I’d find the guy who burnt down her She Shed, and my He Shed, and secure him to burn down her New She Shed.

She said she’d construct a firesafe She Shed.

I said I’d drop a big brick on it.

Penwose Out,
By George
NoPo8