I could tell him, but I won't

Doctor Jekyll and Uncle Clyde

For purposes of this forum let it be known that Spellchecker has struck again and deemed Jekyll to be spelled incorrectly and suggests “Jerkily”, which we deem as spelled incorrectly and suggest Jekyll.
Readers are encouraged to decipher what is obvious or no, and conclude their own conclusion relevant to them.

Uncle Clyde sought relief for various ailments at previous times in his life and went to Doctor Jekyll for treatment, only to find that his checks for payment were rejected because he must have used the Spellchecker version in spelling his name, which deposited the amount in another fellow’s account, sending Doctor Jekyll into an extreme state of rage and mental dysfunction, psychosomatic in nature, and not chemically induced as previously erroneously ascertained.

Meanwhile Uncle Clyde was having his bill, Paid in Full, to a fellow he did not know, who wasn’t even a doctor, but a clown who did children’s shows for the disgruntled.

To this day he has no idea where that bill came from or who paid it?
I could tell him, but I won’t.

Penwose Out,
By George
NoPo8