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Officials wonder?

HAPPY FALL…I fell…Just kidding!

Special Area 51 report…Several aliens with nose rings planned to escape by blending into the multitude, during the Storm Area 51 Raid, but turned around due to the size of the crowd.
Officials wonder how they even knew about it?

Tonight starts the new television season apparently with heavy emphasis on court TV for a number of negative reasons. Bluff City Law starts us off in Memphis where nothing ever happens in real life, and when it does nobody cares. I was there for six months while in the Navy and the only thing exciting was a queer who used to give us rides to the base. He got me twice. The second time he tried his “line” on me I said, “Now I know why you look familiar! Let me out here you Fag,” (Modern day edited to Gay Guy.) I wonder if he ever made it to court?
Then there’s All Rise, which reminds me of The Most Interesting Man in the World…when he enters a courtroom, The Judge Rises.

Faux Pas Alert…One new show is about a judge, the other about a lawyer (or lawyers?,) why did they not just put them on the same show, or even better stick them both on Bull?
I’ll tell you why, they’re all on different networks.

Tonight, just so we have no place to hide, one of my movie channels is airing, “And Justice For All,” for the umpteenth time, proving once again that A FOOL is someone who watches the same movie over and over expecting a different outcome.
I’m too smart for that!

After that court jest comes, Bang The Drum Slowly, but by that time I’ll just want to get the whole thing over with.

The network gurus seem to think we are lacking in law because all of these shows are on tonight with All Rise coming before Bull and Bluff City Law opposite Bull on a different network.
Bull is pretty good. There is no way I’m watching another courtroom scene, in another town, where they sit around eating catfish during recesses, which brings up a collateral coincidence…Another movie channel is showing A FISH CALLED WANDA.

As I sit here contemplating, I may watch that one. I’ve seen it many times and have yet to decide the plot. Based on the title…is it about a fish named Wanda? Or did a fish call a girl named Wanda?
I have seen neither a girl named Wanda, or a fish?
I am hoping for a different outcome.

Penwose Out,
By George
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Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on September 24, 2019
I heard they had a big turnout at area 51, kinda like Trump's turnouts lately, a bit shortchanged by fake news.

I thought that Bluff City Law was from Council Bluffs. Guess I was bluffed. But then, from a little town in Iowa, probably would be even more boring. Why I stopped watching legal eagle shows when that perfectly normal actor got in a wheelchair and started being a court room genius. No more balderdash! Here comes da judge!

Every once in a while I'm fooled into watching a movie that after a few minutes I realize I had seen before and completely forgotten. Am I getting senile? No! The movie was simply forgettable.

Bye, George,

Ron

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