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Is there other life in space? Will we ever meet them? Are they friendly?
These and many other questions can be answered somewhat by watching a special government special tonight on the Space Network entitled…Killer Klowns From Outer Space
Popcorn and cotton candy optional.
Don’t miss it! I won’t!

The key to good procrastination is to always keep tomorrow Open

Do you find magnets attractive?

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DIRECTV CHARGED WOMAN WHO DIED AN EARLY TERMINATION FEE

WHY NOT? Its only right. If we let her get away with it, before you know it everybody would be dead.

Internet affirmation #872: just because you had to search for the answer doesn't mean you didn't know it all along.
Ah…it sort of does.
FYI…I did an affirmative internet search for this number and found none. All of the lists were far lower than the 800’s with the highest I could find being 500, with the result being the searcher is not as smart as he didn’t think he was or somewhere in between?
Procrastinators have not yet started looking.

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RECALCULATE YOUR HOUSE PAYMENT
I normally do not do these sort of things, but the add said I could save hundreds, maybe thousands, of dollars so I said, “what the heck?”
Fact sheet
Present house payment…$000,000.00
Recalculated house payment…$000,000.00
Savings…$0
I suppose it takes awhile for the savings to come along?

Recently I saw a half-off deal on one of those Ancestor sites, so naturally I couldn’t resist. I found out that all of my ancestors are dead, and basically did nothing when they were alive, except one who questioned the existence of The Wheel?

I would like to enter witness protection, not that I’ve ever seen anything, I just think it would be a nice change. Would give new meaning to a knock on the door.

Penwose Out,
By George
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Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on October 4, 2019
Do I have terminal termination? I don't even know what Netflix is. Must be good, everyone has it.

My brain would be dead without searching. And you're right, sometimes I already know the answer. But have been blindsided enough lately off-the-cuff, to use searching as insurance for my memory drifting toward the oblivion.

Funny but when I calculate my house payment, déjà vu, it comes out exactly like yours.

All my ancestors were famous in their own minds. Do I mind? No.

I wonder if witness protection would lose all of those people calling me every day that somehow got my number and think that I am an idiot who will buy, donate or whatever else they are pitching, just because I answered the phone. Get me into witness protection immediately for my sanity, if nothing else!

Bye, George,

Ron

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