We are nothing if not simple.

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ROCK CLIMBERS TO TEST TRUMP'S BOAST THAT HIS BORDER BARRIER CAN'T BE SCALED
All we have to do is put up “NO CLIMBING” signs…

along with No Tunneling, No Pole Vaulting, No Ballooning, No Scaffolding, No Digging, No Jack-Hammering, No Catapulting, No Parachuting, or any other method of gaining entry.
It is really a very simple matter to overcome, and we are nothing if not simple.

A few days ago as I was strolling through The Hollywood Hills, in California, I came across something that struck me as rather odd, which is normal for that area actually.

From a distance I had no idea what I was approaching, but as I got closer, every little breeze seemed to whisper “Na Na Na Na,” and I realized what I saw was tailgates? Hundreds of them. They were all over the place as though someone had discarded them. I had never seen such a sight and wondered if this was some bizarre cache of a ring of tailgate pillagers?

I looked around for evidence. There were hundreds of footprints as though they were on foot, but nothing conclusive. Fortunately I had some Plaster of Paris in my knapsack, (I always leave the K off that word?) and made a mold of one of the prints, which later a Hollywood Detective said was no good because it was a shoeprint, and not a footprint, and therefore had no prints, although it looked like a standard Walmart Penny Loafer.

I questioned if he was a real detective and he said we were in a Back Lot, what do I think?

The tailgates are there…so is the mystery. The detective and others like him do not seem to care. I started to look all over the valley for trucks with no tailgates, but my tour was soon departing so I had to leave. I suppose anybody can go and fetch one?

Penwose Out,
By George
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