This just in.

There is a movie on the tele tonight, THE LAST MAN ON EARTH.
It is obviously my unauthorized biography.
Many moons ago I used to be the last man on earth. Then a lot of people moved in.
There’s another one…Amityville 3D…I don’t have those glasses.

Headline
INVASIVE TREEFROGS HAVE SNUCK INTO LOUISIANA AND THEY ARE NOT GOOD NEIGHBORS
Keep an eye on your toilet bowl (seriously).

Cuban treefrogs, which can grow as big as the palm of your hand, compete with native treefrogs for shelter and create a number of nuisances for people. “They get into the plumbing sometimes and people will find them in their toilets, which is always a surprise,”
“Most folks don’t appreciate lifting their toilet lid and there being a frog in their commode.”

I do not wish to give out any personal information, but just let me say that any Cuban tree frog that gets into my toilet will soon be sorry.

It’s likely that the invasion of New Orleans began in early 2016, when Audubon Zoo imported palm trees from Florida and planted them in the elephant exhibit.
It wasn't long before the elephant keepers began noticing treefrogs which had been hiding in the trees.
At first they thought the elephants were dancing, then they realized they were terrified and standing on their back feet to get away from The Tree Frogs!

Cuban treefrogs have been displacing the native treefrogs in Florida and are likely to do the same in Louisiana. Fortunately it is believed the language barrier should keep them from joining forces, however.
I consulted my Spanish to English dictionary and I found that “Gribet” in Spanish is “Gribet”.
So they will be able to communicate, except in Louisiana where they will be hard to understand.

This Just In
ELEVEN ELEPHANTS DIE AFTER FALLING DOWN A WATERFALL TRYING TO RESCUE A BABY, (baby elephant not a real baby)
Only two elephants in the herd are known to have survived the 200-metre (656.17-foot) fall in Thailand’s mountainous northeast.
Sad Sad Sad…do you suppose possibly the elephants were running from tree frogs?
Dumbo could have done it!
I don’t want to come off as insensitive but this has a slight connection to my treefrog article…and lets face it, Dumbo could fly.

This Just In
NASA MAKES UNUSUAL DISCOVERY ON MARS
If its tree frogs I’m taking the bridge?

Penwose Out,
By George
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