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The future is no place for Past Particilpes

I am sometimes in a rather peculiar situation with ideas. Take today for instance. When I woke this morning I had no intention of writing this. I do not consider things previously or I would not be able to sleep. I had as much intuition of writing this as you did of reading it.
It just popped out of my brain.

The Future of Past Participles

History is filled with Past Participles but like many things, history tends to be forgotten, and the future does not look very bright for them.
In the past, past participles, (Which seems to be redundant,) were revered as an aristocratic godly gift to those of noble birth who cherished talking without being understood.
Revolutions were said to be had because of past participles.

Past Participles today, which some see as an oxymoron, are often overlooked and those of the past are seen as old fashioned or even ancient.

The Egyptians, (A reference always ancient,) gilded their past participles in gold and silver and gave them to their mummies, the Romans conquered all past participles in the known world and made slaves of them, kings gave away their kingdoms for them in preference to horses, and others thrived or vanished as new languages came to be, but so far they are yet to be noted in the future?

Today they are seldom seen in market places as they once were, due to market places seldom seen as they once were.
Books and newspapers used to be filled with them, but those days are gone, except for the few found in stands beside the family convenience, which most past participles view as demeaning, and would rather be somewhere else.

You may find them online, but can they be trusted?

They have found it safer not to be seen in crowds.
Every now and then one or two can be spotted cringing in a dark dank alley, or silently scurrying out of town in the night.

One would have to say the future is no place for Past Participles.

Penwose Out,
By George
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Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on October 16, 2019
I totally agree. I will not be seen name dropping past participles anywhere as far as I remember. And that's not very far.

Bye, George,

Ron

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