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Is Black Friday the day after Halloween? Seems like it should be?

A guy knocked on my door. You will not believe what he was selling.

Good afternoon Sir, I have for you the latest thing in Home Protection.

I don’t need any insurance.

This is better than insurance. It can actually save your house from utter obliterated destruction.

What?

An Aircraft Landing Strip.

What?

Think about it, Sir…You put it in your yard. Planes will never crash into your house if they can land beside it.

Am I on Candid Camera?

This is a Portable Runway, previously owned by a little old lady who only used it on Sundays to fly to church.

I don’t have a plane.

You don’t need a plane. Planes will come to you. This will give you status. You’ll be the only one with an airstrip in your neighborhood.

That sounds interesting.

I know a little mob of Cuban Cigar Smugglers that will pay you Big Bucks to land Their Plane on Your Runway.

Did you say Big Bucks?

And, by doing so will turn your property into an International Airport.

You said Big Bucks, right?

Tell ya what, If you buy today I’ll throw in a case of Shaving Foam.

Shaving Foam?
Incase you have to foam down the runway for planes with no landing gear.

I don’t know?

You’re a hard sell, Sir…How bout if I throw in a fire truck?

A real fire truck?

I told him I’d consider considering it.

Penwose Out,
By George
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