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Pardon My French

TIME

SON OF A BITCH, (Pardon My French,) I forgot to get up at 2:AM last night to change my clocks back.
I’ve been living a Time Lie for the past 8 hours, or more depending on what time it is?
Will you forgive me? Will anybody forgive me? How can I ask to be forgiven when I cannot forgive myself.
I’m living in that weird time continuum between perpetuity and reality when some of my clocks change themselves and the other half don’t.
I look at one and see I have plenty of time, and look at another and see I’m late. What is a person to do?
How can I cook my eggs?
I guess I should be thankful nobody burgled my house. The police would think I did it because I could not give an accurate time…”It was 3 o’clock…No, it was 3 o’clock.”
I called Dial-A-Time and got the same time twice.
I’ll be glad when Nevada stops changing clocks. If you live in a state where they still do call your congressman…It’s Free!

By George
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Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on November 5, 2019
Time waits for no man/woman. And cares not what laws degree. I had them set back my clocks to what my automatic clock reset computers (good old AI) did and got through this one without time warp. Whew!

Bye, George,

Ron

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