I don't think i need that smart food?

Indiscriminate

They just came out with a new Smart Food. I really don’t think I need it?
This dumb food I’ve been eating all these years is doing just fine once I get the plastic off it.

I just got a rejection from Creators Syndicate. It’s one of the newspaper syndicates I send my work to. Its been so long since I sent it I don’t even know what it was, and they didn’t say, they only mentioned they don’t want it. I think it was one of my comic strips, or maybe my daily humor column, which would have better luck if it was a daily prayer?

I have a ton of stuff, but nobody knows me. I have a Great sitcom that no one will look at, and A screenplay based on my published novel. I send it everywhere but it really should be a big budget film, so I’m hoping one of “The Biggies,” will pick it up. I’ve tried contacting several.
Disney won’t return my calls.
They keep telling me he’s dead.

My students at The University where in a bit of a conundrum. I had to tell them, “The Theory of Relativity is not about your relatives.”
I don’t even know how they got on the subject, they’re taking up Space?

I’ve found that many problems can be solved by removing the human element…Of course if we remove the human element, we’ll all be gone.
May be a deterrent?

I saw a dog the other day that reminded me of my old dog. You did not know I had a dog did you?
He was a Guard Dog School dropout. I had to lead HIM everywhere. The police tried to use him to smell out criminals. He wouldn’t stop sneezing. They tried to use him to sniff out explosives. He ran away yelling, “It’s a Bomb!”
By the time I realized his financial value as a talking dog he was gone.

Such is life!

Penwose Out,
By George
NoPo8