My sitcom deals with bizarre things

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My Sitcom deals with Bizarre things, so I don’t think the characters should have ordinary names.

The main players are Frederick and Gwendolyn Fennimen.
Errol, a bit of a bumpkin from the south pronounces it Feminine. Frederick says, “That’s Fennimen!”
“Yeah, That’s what I said Feminine.”

Their son’s name is Don, but he doesn’t like it.
Dad, “Don is a fine name.”
“Yeah, If it was Don, But it’s not…Its Dawn! Dawn is a girl’s name, why did you name Me Dawn?”

Dad “We did a lot of drugs in those days, smoked a lot of wacky stuff.”

Don “In those days? I’m a teenager, that was only 16 years ago?”

Dad, “We’re not really sure of anything Son…you may be in your 40’s?”

Mom, “You were pretty as a mid summer’s morn.”

Don, “Yeah…They called HER Dawn!”

Mom, “Don’t blame me. I wanted to change it when your sister came along but your father wouldn’t let me.”

Don, “You could have changed it?”

Sister, I could have been Dawn?”

Dad, “What’s the matter with, Wing?”

Sister, “You call that a name?”

Dad, “We were hoping you could help us fly.”

Mom, “We almost went with Halo.”

Don, “You guys really were smoking something.”

Dad, “Nothing heavy, just a lot of light stuff.”

Dawn, “The Sisters in school want to call me Donald.”

Mom, “Well, you’re not Donald, You’re Dawn.”

Dawn, “Tell them that!”

Dawn goes to Bureau of Names and Faces to change his name.
Guy tells him it’s easier to change his sex.
“Be a girl. There’s a lot of that going around these days.”

That’s all for now.

By George
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