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He claimed it wasn't him.

Hinkly Dinkly Reporting
Standby For Real News!

Now here’s a headline that needs no introduction.

#FARTGATE TRENDING AFTER CONGRESSMAN APPEARS TO RIP ONE DURING LIVE INTERVIEW

During a live interview with Chris Matthews on Monday night, Rep. Eric Swalwell (D-CA) appeared to rip an incredibly loud fart.

Swalwell claimed it wasn’t him.

He’s a politician…We can believe him, right?

Besides, the only other person in the area was Chris Matthews and he was, “Pretty sure” it wasn’t him.

Swalwell tried to blame, “The dog,” but the dog he referred to was stuffed.

The interview was cut short as the effects began to take effect. Everyone cleared the set including cameramen who tossed their cameras aside still filming as people screamed, ”OMG!”

Eventually the air cleared in time for the nightly broadcast, with teasers saying, “Congressman Farts on TV, film at 11.”

This reporter does not know the Statue of Limitations on a fart but I think it is safe to say it will be brought up whenever Swalwell runs for office…or whenever The White House is in need of a little humor.
I believe they are speaking of it even as we speak?

Hinkly Out,
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