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There's a little bit of Don Juan in every man.

Professor Ambrose Penwose, Kiwi

The Finest line in history by an Australian, impersonating a Spaniard.

The Adventures of Don Juan, staring Errol Flynn, is a superlative epic screen adventure with captivating quotes none more gratifying than the one about to be mentioned.

Near the end of the movie Don Juan and his sidekick Alan Ladd are trotting away from yet another Don Juan failed relationship.

Note: Do you see how I cleverly informed the reader they were on horseback without actually saying they were on horseback? That is known as Implicated Insinuation.

Don Juan says he is giving up women.
A carriage approaches with a beautiful woman who asks directions.
Don Juan takes off after her.
Alan Hale says, “But Don Juan, I thought you were giving up women?”
To which Don Juan replies…

“My dear friend, there's a little bit of Don Juan in every man, and since I am Don Juan, there must be more of it in me!”

What a line!

However not quite accurate as there seems to be no Don Juan in Me?

I have other things to talk about, but I do not want to take away from this thought…so I won’t!

Penwose Out
By George
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Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on November 30, 2019
Since I have had a lot of failed relationships, I am a good candidate to be a Don Juan.

Did you say is sidekick was Alan Ladd? My favorite hero, Shane?

Or was it just Alan Hale, a name I'm totally unfamiliar with but I'm certainly not from the era of Errol Flynn who seem to have gotten away with every kind of indiscretion since Donald Trump.

Bye, George,

Ron

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