I am far from able.

Nowadays everyone, or pretty near everyone, wants to know what Billionaires think. I would be happy to tell them but for one impediment…Financially I am far from able.

Easy solution…Send me the money. Seriously, make me a billionaire and I will happily tell you what I am thinking. I have a pretty good idea right now but you probably don’t want to hear it yet.

You may say I need to work for it, but really, do you want me to give a genuine billionaire’s sentiments or not? When did any of them ever work?

I’ve always said “I can be bought,” and “I take bribes,” but all the money seems to go to those who already have it. I tried to run for public office, but I get less votes than bribes. My mother didn’t even vote for me.

So make me a billionaire and I will share my views.

Tell you what, I am nothing if not flexible. I am always agreeable to negotiate. Millionaires think pretty much like billionaires, except not as much. Send the checks and make me a millionaire. I’ll be just as happy, (Well almost.)

Remember billionaires and millionaires are only as good as their money lasts. I am as good as I am forever.

I don’t count on money because I have no money to count.

Sports Note…
Record set in Steeler's game THAT WILL LIVE IN INFAMY.

This statement was just released, cut and pasted.
Hodges played acceptably well last week against the Browns, completing 14-of-21 passes for 2112 yards, with a touchdown and an interception.

WOW! That surely must be some kind of a record...DUCK throwing for 2112 yards on 14-of-21 passes. I didn't think that was mathematically possible?

Penwose Out,
By George
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