Why I have it and you don't

Charisma

Why I have it and you don’t?
Offend Ye not! That is a generalized charismatic statement, spoken to throngs of citizens, not meant to be taken personally irregardless of ones uncharismatic nature.

I became enchanted with Charisma in my younger days when I was searching for my identity. I was told those with charisma were magnetic, which I viewed as helpful when picking up nails and such.
Once achieved I found there were other types of “magnetic,” and this one had not the qualities I sought. Fortunately I was able to find others to do the work. So I was struck with charisma and nothing to do with it.

Why Me Lord?

Long before I met Dr. Swigmon Fwad I went to a Chrismatologist to see of what use I could make of my charisma. He had me relax and said the effects were not as overwhelming as I thought and suggested I become a monk or a hermit, which I obviously declined.
I found out later he was selling rectories and caves. He also tried to sell me a toenail fungus removing spice, that he said his Old Aunt Minnie made in the cellar. I may stop back for that one?

Physician heel thyself. I am no physician, but I decided I would purge myself of this charisma, that afflicted me like an affliction.

First I had to find out just what I was dealing with? I went to the dictionary for a definition…

A spiritual power or personal quality that gives an individual influence or authority over large numbers of people.

I guess I’ll just have to deal with it.

Penwose Out,
By George
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