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Potpourri

Funny…This does not smell like potpourri?

Courtroom rhetoric we often hear in Wisconsin…
“The lawyer is ‘badgering the witness’.

FOX News Videos
“The Only Animal Considered Immortal By Scientists”
Without seeing the video I say, it HAS TO BE THE COCKROACH!

Remember, there is no FUN in Funeral…ah, wait a minute…

Headline
THE SPACE FORCE WILL BECOME THE SIXTH BRANCH OF THE U.S. MILITARY
I’m in! As long as they don’t call me a Space Cadet, which they do already.
Will I get a Light Saber? I like blue.
I can fly a rocketship, if it’s an automatic.
They still don’t drink their own pee do they?
That could be a deal breaker.

Bagels! If Einstein ate them he would have done better in school.

My Xwife (by marriage) learned the facts of life by watching The Facts of Life, the old stupid sitcom on another network, so we spent the majority of our time sitting around talking, giggling, and acting stupid.

Is Only-Child Syndrome Real?
I was an only child and having a ball until my brother came along and everything went to hell…but it cured my syndrome.

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Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on December 13, 2019
That is quite a pot to pouri in… Whatever that means.

We Wisconsinites are quite good at badgering… Check out good old Sen. MacCarthy.

Will have to order GPS as well as automatic transition into every rocketship in the future. Wouldn't want to get lost while being distracted by VR driven by AI.

Save your pee in a bag to start fires.

Most of us spend most of our time sitting around talking giggling and acting stupid.

Bye, George,

Ron

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