I got another double yoke

Egg Fobies

Holy Moly, I just broke up another set of twins. Fried one and threw the other away.
That’s right folks…another double yoke. Two days in a row. Count em, one, two. Trust me I excel in lower forms of math. Easy stuff is not beyond my grasp.

Yesterday I cracked into a new dozen of Jumbo eggs with a double yoke. I mentioned it only to myself because it wasn’t worth mentioning. I don’t know how its worth has gone up today but I am mentioning it because I got another, making two days in a row.
That’s a record equaled by many, surpassed by none, along with one in a row, two in a row is unbeatable.
My best is three doubles in a dozen. That can be beaten and I’m filming the event, incase it happens again, for posterior.

When I saw the double yoke I set up my projector and started the reel. It does not have sound but I mouthed the words that yesterday was the first hoping that someone who reads lips will eventually view it and translate for everybody else.
It’s on a tripod and running continuously so there are no breaks in the action that can be scrutinized by record skepticismnists.
It occurred to me I may run out of film.

A logical premise came to mind. While the camera was still flicking the flick I could crack open another egg, without waiting for tomorrow, which would in fact be tomorrow’s eggs served today in some sort of a controlled time warp.

Each day consists of two eggs, so I would crack open another, and so forth until no more double yokes were found.
The important thing is I’m recording the event on film with the only problem I failed to see until now is the tripod is set up in from of the bathroom, so if the door is opened, the film is ruined.
Fortunately I have a sink.
I considered the scenario carefully and concluded the only drawback was I still could run out of film if I went through the remaining four days even by doing them all at once.
In the event a double yoke did not occur on any day in sequence the record would in fact be over and no further filming required.

Then again the reverse is just the opposite so If double yokes did occur throughout the dozen I would have a record that would put me in the Egg Hall of Fame, which I humbly acknowledge as a legitimate honor, even though I would not get there until after I have stopped cracking eggs for five years.
I decided to go on into history!

There was a nervous knock on my front door.
I went to answer it.
“Hello neighbor, can I use your bathroom?”
“NO!”

Penwose Out,
By George
NoPo8

No film at 11 as Bell & Howell is not compatible with Windows.