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Why leave the Earth?

WITHOUT THE EARTH, THERE WOULD BE NOTHING SPECIAL ABOUT LEAVING IT.
There is nothing in space within reach, or eyeshot.
The only thing worthwhile, and this is SPECTACULAR, is turning around and looking back at Earth.
Various tax people are telling me I can get a bigger refund if I work with them. Seeing as I do not pay taxes I must find their presumptions a bit of a longshot.
Others keep asking what’s in my wallet? NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS! That’s what’s in my wallet.
For those of you following my egg cracking.
The double yoke scenario ended at three days in a row. There were no more double yokes in the carton.
I found a way to sort of perdict them. It seems the doubles are in elongated shells, just a bit longer than a regular shell.
I could cheat the next time I buy eggs and take elongates from other cartons. I’ll have to wear a long coat and a mask of some kind to pull it off…but really…If I have to cheat to get double yokes in eggs, what’s the rest of my life really like?
I play a lot of chess and have studied all aspects and have come up with a way to get into my opponent’s mind and actually know what he’s thinking and planning.
I find this an incredible psychological advantage.
Unfortunately it only works when I play myself.
CHECKMATE Mate!

Penwose Out,
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