Closed letter to MIKE BLOOMBERG
IF you are not, MIKE BLOOMBERG, Do not read under penalty of law
To the recipient:
I CAN BE BOUGHT!
Slip me a cool million, (from your 62 billion,) through my PayPal account and I will bring all of my people to vote for you.
It would help if you set up Uber rides and donuts on election day.
That’s what it’s all about, right? Why have all those billions if you can’t use them?
I can furnish you with “other names,” who will sell their votes for similar compensation.
Penwose Out,
By George
P.S. To those who/whom read this letter in Facebook and Email violation, and would like to get on the “other names” list, please reply by burner phone.
I am with you by George! Whoever will give me a few bucks, I will vote for. After all, money is the real reason for giving someone power. Even if they don't have any money and are just faking it, calling all news to the contrary as fake news. Talking about money is the same as having it, right? And bankruptcies don't count.
So everybody, join George and me and get on the bandwagon to good fortune through fortune.
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So everybody, join George and me and get on the bandwagon to good fortune through fortune.
Bye, George,
Ron