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HISTORY YOU CAN BELIEVE

After Columbus, and his crew, sailed off from what he believed to be India, a dug-out canoe with two paddlers and an Assistant Chief, put to sea in the same direction hoping to follow them to where they had come from.
It is believed their intention was to tell the White Folks they were not welcome and not to come back.
They never came back.

Many believe they wandered around aimlessly. Others say they may have lost a paddle and drifted in circles. Some even believe they may still be out there.

Those with higher intelligence believe they may have met up with Amelia Earhart, although this is doubtful since they disappeared in different oceans.

Modern day archeologists, after finding fish and chicken bones in various locations, disagree with the doubtfulness previously stated, stating it is possible, but not bloody likely, that if they sailed from where they started, which they did, and paddled in an easterly direction, which they may have, they would have crossed the Atlantic, sailed to Gibraltar at night and passed The Rock without even seeing it, into the Mediterranean Sea, revitalizing on fruit and vegetables discarded by Europeans, and across the sea to Egypt, where there is no denial they sailed down the Nile, and eventually reached the Pacific Ocean, where they may in fact have met up with Amelia, telling her she was not welcome, and not to come back, which is why she never came back.

Why THEY never came back is a mystery?

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Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on February 22, 2020
We couldn't say they were up a creek without a paddle, could we? After all, they might've been without a paddle but it was no creek, the Atlantic Ocean.

I wish I was in touch with my cousin George (by George, that was his real name) but we lost touch with him and his siblings seven back in Chicago in the 1950s. He had two thumbs. Making it quite easily for him to give you that sign. But alas, I'm up a creek without a paddle trying to find him. George Hull, where in the hell are you when I need you?

Bye, George,

Ron

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