Earth is just a part of it.

Professor Ambrose Penwose, Kiwi
The University

Headline
AMERICA MAY NEED A 14-DAY NATIONAL QUARANTINE BECAUSE OF CORONAVIRUS: SAYS TOP HEALTH EXPERT

Good Evening,
Here at The University we have decided to forgo the impending decision to cancel classes due to some virus after it was determined we may have to refund tuitions. We always keep our priorities in order. Take away our tuitions and we might as well have a deadly virus. It’s a Catch 22, and we’re only catching 20.

The main concern with my students today is, “What’s the difference between canceled and cancelled?

I told them to forgo that question and concentrate on the headline above. They all fell asleep.

My Bad! I woke them and told them not to concentrate.

They all seemed to concur on the topic while agreeing it needed to be more inclusive.

“America is just a part of it. Earth needs to take part!
14 Days may seem extreme, but if everybody can hold their breath for that long the virus should be radicated.

The key is everybody must start at the same time, which is almost impossible since we live in different time zones.

So there’s nothing we can do.”

Someone outside yelled that they could get money if they didn’t come to class so they all left. Only one kid stayed behind.

He asked, “So what’s the difference between canceled and cancelled?”

Penwose Out,
By George
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