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DURING A PANDEMIC, ISAAC NEWTON HAD TO WORK FROM HOME, TOO. HE USED THE TIME WISELY.

A plague, known as Rickets From Crickets, caused hair to fall out and men to wear wigs, and sent Isaac home to isolation and boredom.

It was during those days that he strolled into his back yard and was hit in the head with an apple thrown by his neighbor’s cantankerous child just as he passed under a tree, giving the illusion the apple had fallen from it, and Newton the belief he had discovered gravity, without even realizing it to be a peach tree, and the possibilities of an apple falling from it were not bloody likely.

He noticed the apple did not fall far from the tree without realizing how that would affect his children until later years.

Isaac went back to his house and history was made without realizing the gravity of the situation.

He later wrote a less familiar paper entitled, “I thought it was not what I thought it was?”

The apple apparently did some damage.

He later spoke at Cambridge on the subject where his lectures were not attended well, if at all. He was often seen talking to himself in a frail attempt to receive a few farthings, which were otherwise withheld.

Newton translated the Bible to gibberish, and rephrased versus to his own beliefs…When I was a child, I talked like a child, I thought like a child, I reasoned like a child…Now that I’m a Man…I cry like a baby!

In 1696, Newton was named Warden of the Royal Mint, located in The Tower of London, which was responsible for producing England’s currency. Three years later, he was promoted to the more lucrative position of Master of the Mint, where he was finally able to put his Gravity hypothesis to use by sending forgers to the gallows.

Contrary to popular (Obvious) beliefs Isaac Newton had nothing to do with figs, other than the lawsuit.

Penwose Out,
By George
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