Merely a precaution

Sterilize and put on goggles before reading.
This is merely a precaution.
You don’t have to do it if you’d rather risk your life.

Professor Ambrose Penwose, Kiwi
University on Lockdown

Good Evening,

I think it’s evening? I’ve heard that all the prominent clocks will be shutting down, so we won’t even know what time it is?

So how are you all doing with your self-inflicted quarantines?
I can safely say that if it wasn’t for Boredom, I’d have no dom at all.
I’ve considered Home Schooling, but the last thing I want my students to know is where I live.

Have you seen the commercial where that cute little funny girl from Progressive Insurance is sitting at a table in a bar/club with Flo, trying to repel guys because, “This is not my scene.”
The first thing she says is, “I have a back rash.”
I always wonder why she said that?
Then it hit me!…that’s “Ring Around the Rosie.”
A back rash was one of the first signs of, (Heavy drum beat)
The Plague!!!

Today is shopping day. I need bagels and sleeping pills. The pills are necessary to put me back to sleep after “nature calls.” The last bottle I bought had 365 pills. I take one a night. That’s enough for an entire year. A major coincidence if ever I saw one!
Sadly, this is a leap year, so I ran out early.

Nature Calls, saved my life last night, actually. I woke up and found my own hair trying to strangle me. If I hadn’t woke up I’d have been dead for the rest of my life.
I REALLY NEED A HAIRCUT! I thought of clipping it myself, but I can’t find a bowl big enough for my head. Besides, somebody might see me.

Be Corona Free!

Penwose Out,
By George
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